yesterday, while on my daily adventure to "el Banko" i overheard a (VERY SKINNY) girl, who couldn't be older than 17, talking about the new diet she has put herself on. i heard her say these exact words, "yes, it's mostly lettuce and celery, because they are negativg calorie foods, but if i'm REALLY GOOD, then i give myself a treat and eat 3 triscuts!" WHAT THE JUNK?!?! her reward for eating lettuce and celery EXCLUSIVELY is 3 LOUSY TRISCUT CRACKERS?!? man! that sure puts a new spin on the self imposed, "no treats" plan i've been trying to stick with... dont get me wrong, i LOVE celery. seriously. but, like i always say, i'd way rather die chubby and happy with the memory of how all that chocolate, steak, ice cream, grilled cheese, pasta, chocolate milk, cream cheese danish and french fries slathered in ketchup tasted than live off of celery alone. the end.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
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3 things people said...:
ditto! well written.
oh my gosh, I didn't know you heard me talking at the bank the other day . . . why didn't you say hi!? oh and btw, i'm 30, NOT 17! he he he he he
i laughed when i read this. i love you jen-jen.
xoxo!
<3: haley:)
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