how conversations evolve...

i've been laughing alot today... this particular conversation started out with (G rated) wedding night stuff and ended with a nasty haircut dyed red...i hope you laugh a little... i think we're pretty funny...

earlier today i changed my facebook status to this:

"i always plan on going to bed early and then end up reading or talking to Preston until way too late... gee i cant wait to get married!"

the following is the conversation that evolved between my sister Shelly and i...


Shelly: I'll with hold my thoughts.

Me: no, please, share them. or are they not appropriate for the likes of facebook? ;)

Shelly: uh...was simply going to ask if you were thinking you'd get to bed earlier after the weddin'....wink wink...

Me: um...hahaha...nervous laughter...hahaha is mom going to read this?....hehehe...i miss your face.

Shelly: I adore you. Thanks for making me giggle!

Me: the feeling is mutual dear sister. come see me. right now. please.

Shelly: How 'bout I send Liv...not the same, but she'll enjoy some girly time...

Me: wait a sec...you were already gonna do that. lame sauce. but, i accept. i love that little Olive. she shall have to do until August then? do you have NO plans to come out til the wedding?!

Shelly: I'm planning on coming out a couple weeks before the wedding...you know, to help, diffuse tension...these sorts of things are excessively important.

Shelly: I am sending a sample head band or two...

Me: Perfection! a sample headband and a little girl! what luck! if only i were a (fashionable) witch that lived in a house made of gingerbread and frosting......ya know...like the witch in Hansle and Grettle?...anyone? anyone? no? me either...

Shelly: if you had a tank full of Swedish fish I'd come visit....I have 3 colors of thread, you like 3 different color flowers on a head band, monochromatic, or petals that match the head band with different color insides?

Shelly: have you ever heard of OK GO?

Me: nope, never heard of it... and about the flowers, i dunno... what do you think? AHHHH! (that's me feaking out a little in my head...)

Shelly: I'll try a few different ones. If I'm very industrious this weekend, I'll get it done to send with Liv. The small thread takes more time...

Me: i am so sorry! will you ever forgive your favorite baby sister?

Me: for some reason i am imagining this conversation in a russian/greek accent...it is very amusing.

Shelly: another reason for which I do adore thee. I will now type I love you in Russian phonetics: Ya LooBloo Tehbyeh.

Shelly: Oh, and No prob. I think they are adorable...

Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! and now its official, people in the store think i am nuts. i'm laughing manaically yet again, at what appears to be nothing! BAHAHAHAHA

Shelly: oooo...I posted a new vid of Emerson in a big ol' tantrum. Turn the volume way down...

Shelly: And...in case you haven't read my status...Willie Nelson CUT HIS HAIR!

Me: (after she changed her picture to Willie Nelson)
my, My, MY! Shelly! you look like an old man now... what has happened?

Shelly: do you like me in red?

Me: red is your very best color...perhaps you should dye that accident of a haircut red...it would be QUITE becoming...or something...

Shelly: Well...when it gets dyed there is only one person whom I will allow to take the virginity of my hair. That is you...when the day comes...

Me: the honor, nay priviledge of coloring your locks is something i aspire to. and when that day comes, my life, i assure you, shall be complete.


yes, i know, we are completely random...