delivery? ...yes please...

you all know me, and you all (should) know that i think really random things. things like why on earth did i wear those red B.U.M. jeans with the white mickey and minnie dessed as gangsta's sweatshirt in the 4th grade? or, why are animals dressed as humans so creepy? or, why does calling someone hott have a slightly different connotation than calling them beautiful or handsome? or, what makes jill's artichoke dip so much more tastey than all the other artichoke dips i've tried? why do i even like artichoke dip in the first place, cause lets be honest, that's a bit random, even for me. anyways...my random thought for this week centers on the UPS man that i have a crush on. Chris the UPS Man is the epitome of an attractive delivery man. so much so that i'm about ready to do the 'Bend ad Snap" everytime he comes into my store. he's tallish, he's tan, has dark curly hair, dark eyes, he's kinda funny, and he's in a uniform. (what is it about SOME men in uniforms?) the brown shorts, brown shirt, brown socks, brown shoes thing is kind of a mystery to me, i mean who can look good in that? yet, somehow, Chris manages to pull it off with flying (brown) colors. my crush on this man is kind of a joke now at the Mac, even Sheryl the tailor (who, is actually married to our ex-ups man) always asks me when i'm (finally) going to ask him out... anyway, my random thought this morning was "i wonder what Chris looks like when he's not wearing the UPS suit..." which led to me thinking about what kind of shoes he wears (cause lets be honest, what girl doesn't notice a guy's shoes?) does he prefers a t-shirt to a polo or a button up shirt? what does his booty look like in jeans? does he have nice jeans? what is his take on converse sneakers? is he the kind of guy that wears true religion jeans or is he more of a gap or ae kinda guy? does he do his hair differely? what would he wear to a concert? is he preppy? is he secretly emo? does he have a cheesy Chritsmas sweater that he wears every year? does he look completely different? does he still favor the brown of his uniform in his everyday wear or does he refuse to wear brown outside of work? i guess the only way i'll ever know is to follow him home (he shouldn't be hard to stalk in that giant UPS truck of his) and stay outside his casa until he emerges in whatever he chooses to wear on his day off... maybe i'll get lucky and he'll choose to wear a swim suit...that isn't a speedo.